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prinpan:

So… have you all been wondering exactly what kind of game Dungeon Panic will be? WE have a handy video on our new KICKSTARTER PAGE that explains everything!
Also, there’s a KICKSTARTER PAGE. Did we mention that?  Come help fund Princess Panic’s first spinoff game, and help the actual game get made!
And now that the project’s been launched, expect looots more updates on this here Tumblr…

prinpan:

So… have you all been wondering exactly what kind of game Dungeon Panic will be? WE have a handy video on our new KICKSTARTER PAGE that explains everything!

Also, there’s a KICKSTARTER PAGE. Did we mention that?  Come help fund Princess Panic’s first spinoff game, and help the actual game get made!

And now that the project’s been launched, expect looots more updates on this here Tumblr…

careburg:



I don’t even have a gif to express the level of idiocy radiating from this persons statement…

careburg:

I don’t even have a gif to express the level of idiocy radiating from this persons statement…

(Source: housebarathe0n)

well yeah, my favorite shows are just “kid shows”

rainaftersnowplease:

spookypedia:

it’s a kid’s show

i say to myself

as i watch my screen

only a kid’s show

as the tears roll down my face

just a kid’s show

A children’s story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children’s story in the slightest.” (C.S. Lewis)

(Source: sadbisexual)

fer1972:

Shadow Sculptures by Tim Noble & Sue Webster

  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy...
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Hipster: You have two aurochs. You kill one and fashion it into an original leather outfit. You take pictures of the other for instagram and use its milk for Starbucks coffee.
  • Cuilism: I give you a hamburger.

This is a good summary of me and my mom when I’m awake at 3 am…

(Source: killtatum)

thecontinuationofthatscarydream:

sweet-sleep:

li-li-litchi:

konekosilvertail:

jayparkinsonmd:

A man rooting around his medicine cabinet found one of his ex-girlfriend’s old pregnancy tests. Because he was bored or felt like peeing on something, he took one of the tests, and much to his surprise, it came back positive. ”Lol,” he thought, probably. He told his friend about the ordeal, who then turned the humorous tale into a rage comic and posted it on Reddit.
And that’s the decision that saved his friend’s life.
Science fact: pregnancy tests detect beta human chorionic gonadotropin, which is not only a sign of a potential pregnancy but also, in some cases, testicular cancer. Several Reddit users knew this and told the man to get to a doctor.

“You may have testicular cancer! Get to an oncologist, tell them you took a pregnancy test and it came out positive,” one Redditor wrote.

Another wrote: “If this is true, you should check yourself for testicular cancer. Seriously. Google it.”
The rage comic artist alerted his friend, who set up an appointment with an oncologist. It turns out that Reddit was right; the man had tiny tumor is his right ball.
Of course, the Reddit user announced the news with another rage comic.

I am pretty sure this is the only recorded occurance of rage comics actually accomplishing something positive I have seen in my life

Wow this is actually really helpful, all men should know about this

That really awkward moment when a rage comic saves someone’s life…

This will probably never happen again

thecontinuationofthatscarydream:

sweet-sleep:

li-li-litchi:

konekosilvertail:

jayparkinsonmd:

A man rooting around his medicine cabinet found one of his ex-girlfriend’s old pregnancy tests. Because he was bored or felt like peeing on something, he took one of the tests, and much to his surprise, it came back positive. ”Lol,” he thought, probably. He told his friend about the ordeal, who then turned the humorous tale into a rage comic and posted it on Reddit.

And that’s the decision that saved his friend’s life.

Science fact: pregnancy tests detect beta human chorionic gonadotropin, which is not only a sign of a potential pregnancy but also, in some cases, testicular cancer. Several Reddit users knew this and told the man to get to a doctor.

“You may have testicular cancer! Get to an oncologist, tell them you took a pregnancy test and it came out positive,” one Redditor wrote.

Another wrote: “If this is true, you should check yourself for testicular cancer. Seriously. Google it.”

The rage comic artist alerted his friend, who set up an appointment with an oncologist. It turns out that Reddit was right; the man had tiny tumor is his right ball.

Of course, the Reddit user announced the news with another rage comic.

I am pretty sure this is the only recorded occurance of rage comics actually accomplishing something positive I have seen in my life

Wow this is actually really helpful, all men should know about this

That really awkward moment when a rage comic saves someone’s life…

This will probably never happen again

burnt-oranges:

if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.

(Source: seutae)

(Source: stilesismybitch)

hitchhikerkisses:

my favourite joke in the whole universe

(Source: emundell)